May 2013
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
averypotterurl:
neildegrassetyson:
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
kurtcobainaddict:
Sublime :: Caress Me Down
claydols:
damn you must be itunes because you are always not responding
deerstagram:
i guess you could say im a gamer girl :)
You fucking scum. I don’t know which one of my brothers took it but one of them did. My huge nug is gone, my NEW DOUBLE BUBBLER is gone, and to top it off my old pipe, Space Dicks, is gone. Great. I am going to fucking MURDER you. All together that was probably $120! I don’t know if you think it’s not that expensive since you have a job or you sell for a living but I CAN’T...
dragonsandjackolanterns:
first kisses ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
french kisses (＝⌒▽⌒＝)
short kisses (✿◠‿◠)
long kisses （＠＾▽＾＠）ノ
sleepy kisses (◡‿◡✿)
platonic kisses (︶ω︶)
romantic kisses (“⌒∇⌒”)
passionate kisses (´ω｀★)
goodbye kisses (●´‿｀●)
kisses (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
dietchola:
nothing is more stressful than whenever someone catches you looking at them and you make solid eye contact for about .06 seconds and then look away really quick
yorshs:
“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
exasperated sigh
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
g4l4xxy:
ixnay-on-the-oddk:
Can we just skip the whole getting comfortable and getting to know each other phase and go straight to platonically smoking a bowl and playing videos games all day? Not even joking, the idea of going through the process of becoming good friends with someone has kept me from allowing myself new friends lol. Lets just start off being uninhibited, okay? Okay.
...
facebook: someone added a photo of you
me: fuck
paper-planes-and-toy-trains:
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
hipsters-eat-my-shit:
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW...
hipsters-eat-my-shit:
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW...
neptunes3:
Never used a needle but I know bout the sweats cause I’m addicted to coffee, cigarettes, and probably sex Ecstasy is too damn strong for me and the intensity lasts too long for me Plus I figure I don’t need any buzz to make me any more needy than I already was
youarekittenme:
isnt it crazy how a kiss could mean nothing but when its with someone important, a kiss means so much more than just two lips touching
