tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

thagal:

white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx


  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
keepmywhiskeyneat:


I don’t want to be right

keepmywhiskeyneat:

I don’t want to be right

noodle2thedoodle:

inediblepeaches:

st8remaster:

blackbanshee:

noodletothedoodle:

Aries -Jafar
Taurus - Gaston
Gemini -the evil queen
Cancer - Dr. Facilier
Leo -Scar
Virgo -Maleficent
Libra-Frollo
Scorpio -Hades
Sagittarius - The Queen of Hearts
Capricorn -Cruella De Vil
Aquarius -Hook
Pisces-Ursula 

ok I’m done for the day

Hell yeah evil queen represent

pssst homestuck fandom, do something

pffffff

elenamorelli:

{ what makes me happy }

itsurworstnightmare13:

Grass is greener on the other side 😍❤️😘😉😏💖✨💕👌✌️🙏🙌👍🌚🎶

itsurworstnightmare13:

Grass is greener on the other side 😍❤️😘😉😏💖✨💕👌✌️🙏🙌👍🌚🎶

sorry-dong-dong:

holy shit, japanese vines REALLY are next level

unityy:

Reblog this and tell me I’m cute

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

gryffinewt:

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

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thegeekyblonde:

and for my next prank, i take a metal bat to the throats of youtubers who make money off sexually harassing women in the street